Sunday, March 17, 2013

It's a Good Day to be a Problem Drinker, No?

Man, St. Patricks Day AND Selection Sunday?  On the same day?  There are some drunk ass college students out there tonight.  I would guess that there are quite a few drunk 30 somethings out there too- and while those college kids will be fine in the morning, you are going to be HURTING tomorrow if you were born pre-1985.  Are you currently intoxicated, and did you watch the Cosby Show when it originally aired?  Then be prepared to run out of a staff meeting tomorrow morning and dry heave in your office bathroom.  I'm laughing AT you, not with you.

Meanwhile in Snoozeville, I'm spending my night with this demented little person- who may not be drunk but still acts completely irrational and has bladder control problems.  So it's basically like being at a pub!



Erin Go Bragh!  I don't know exactly what that means, but if you're drunk,  make sure  you scream it at the next person that walks by!

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