Meredith thinks that this green exercise resistance band is her long golden "Punzel" hair. She's never seen Tangled, but we've read her the story of Rapunzel about 40 zillion times- and she's decided that she's too smart for that crap. Why would you spend 20 years growing your hair out and then let people use it as a ladder? Seems much more efficient to just drape a resistance band around your neck and let modern-day elastic technology take over. This is the future of America, people. This is the 21st century Disney princess- innovative, able to sprint in plastic heels over a variety of flooring types, and all about re-sourced materials. Those plastic heels are probably recyclable, too. Al Gore, eat your heart out.
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